Other colours and fruits are available. Just not on my watch!

What’s your favourite  colour?

Mine is orange. And I think all things should be orange. It reminds me of orange squash, orange smarties, the original Orange phone, the Dutch football team & orange iced lollies.

And totally rubbish school dinners! 🤢

NB #justjezfact #1 – we reprobates in the first year of uni called our flat “The Bastard Orange” 🍊🤣